This is What My Head Feels Like

And if yours doesn’t, you’re doing Labor Day weekend wrong.

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Happy Labor Day, everyone.  Solid weekend with the boys, FF draft went off without a hitch and I managed to catch up on a few weeks worth of drinking that I hadn’t done in just one weekend.  The only hiccup was being unwittingly lead straight into a fucking FSU bar.  And of course the hangover.  So, Dodgers fan who took a RIPPING line drive to the dome, I know what you’re going through, let me extend a hand and say, “I know what you’re going through.”  My brain is also shaking inside my head, brother.  I know what everyone who opens their mouth sounds like to you.  I know that no toilet paper is soft enough when your body is trying to release the poison every 20 minutes. That just me?

P.S. I don’t know if this guy is going to make it or not, but I just hope we find out.  Back in hike school this happened to some girl who was walking out to the field in a line of like 100 kids.  Just wrong place, ABSOLUTELY wrong time.  Got picked off like the flautist from Sgt. Bilko.


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