Pass THAT Shit: 2,700 Year Old Marijuana Stash Uncovered in Gobi Desert

The size of seeds mixed in with the leaves in the sample indicate the marijuana cam from a cultivated strain. Before the burial, someone had carefully picked out all of the male plant parts, which are less psychoactive, so researchers believe there is little doubt as to why the cannabis was grown.

There’s also little doubt that this fool got slacked like a chump! You gotta check that shit out before you buy man! Next you’re going to tell me that the scientists determined the age of the stash by counting the rings on all the stems in the bag! BAZING!

And before you head out to the desert,

“Researchers point out that no one could feel its effects today, due to decomposition of the millennia.”

Well, yea, but who knows what other effects they might have picked up over the years! I once found this bag of baby carrots at the bottom of my crisper drawer with some spores growing on em.  LIGHTS OUT. I mean I literally went black, then woke up 40 hours later in a ditch with no shoes on.  According to my lawyer, I had one a hell of a night!

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One Response

  1. No seeds,
    bitch please!
    Papa ain’t soft.

    P.s. Stoned cat is stoned

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