Vuvuzela Players Wanted to Annoy the Fuck out of the BP

In an effort to make sure they don’t get any work done on the spill, so we can keep bitching into perpetuity, some guy is organizing a campaign to wage audio-warfare on BP’s HQ.

“BP is not feeling the pain they are causing in the Gulf,” Quirk writes on the campaign’s website.

“In order to put a bit of public pressure on them, we plan to buy 100 vuvuzelas and hire 100 vuvuzela players off Craigslist to play in front of BP’s international headquarters in London for an entire workday.”


Look I like pelicans as much as the next guy, but this is just completely asinine. Sometimes (read: most of the time) people care about shit TOO much, and then they go and make the mistake of making themselves look so utterly ridiculous and immature that it makes me actually hate on their cause. I hope Tony Hayward will be preparing a few hundred oil balloons to drop on their asses, or perhaps a Kramerica Industries Oil Bladder ™


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