Who needs DNA evidence? In an obvious case of “rape or be raped” a Veitnamese doctor doctorb is trying to have 3 men exonerated from rape charges on the grounds that she can detect virginity in males. Riiiiiiight.
Traditional medicine practitioner Pham Thi Hong started lobbying for the men’s release, pleading their case all the way to the president, because she believes all three men are virgins and therefore could not be guilty of rape.
“They all had small red spots on the back of their ears,” said Hong, 54. “The spots should have disappeared if they had had sex. My many years of experience told me that these men did not have sex before.”
Her claims are unusual even for a country where acupuncture and traditional medicine are still common remedies, but Hong’s determination to have the case reopened — even threatening to light herself on fire — led to prosecutors re-examining the case. The convictions eventually were suspended due to flaws by initial investigators.
You know, I actually do hope this bitch lights herself on fire. We all know the only ways to really tell what’s going on here are A. the Rice Krispie test or B. the newly popular and more disturbingly titled “Smell Yo’ Dick” method.