THIS is from the, in my opinion, best Saved By The Bells of all time when Ms. Spano cant handle the stresses of high school life and is sucked in by the lure of caffeine pills.

-CB

It’s a Festivus miracle!

FRANK: Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reach for the last one they had – but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way!

KRAMER: What happened to the doll?

FRANK: It was destroyed. But out of that, a new holiday was born. “A Festivus for the rest of us!”

KRAMER: That musta been some kind of doll.

FRANK: She was.

smits

so my life is a lot like larry david’s. check this: i throw a snowball at j’s arse last night and it pokes a solar flare into his phones lcd. then tonight he loses his phone at the dave concert. how responsible am i in retrospect? something to think about.

-coach

im realy soiber

live jines

I am away from my computer right now. is not a valid away message. Discuss.

-about to be really really ridiculously drunk smitty

so as is generally the case, your coachiness is being anally raped by the universe..my parents have told me that my passport still hasnt arrived at the house, without it i will be unable to go to paris with my family over christmas..but that might be a moot point nyway, since i would be unable to fly to miami from boston without my id, which was left at a club last saturday..and why havent i gotten it back yet, you ask? because i cant get any of the fucking meatheads that work at their shitty little “we close at 2am” club to tell me they have it.

at the same time, tufts decided to do away with the reading period this year. or at least, shorten it to a friday – tuesday affair. wicked awesome. especially since my finals are distributed nicely – 2 on wednesday, 2 on thursday.

bitterly yours,
-coach

did i do that?

-C&B