i just heard a guy on fuckin early today say “ugueth urbina, detained in venezuela under murder charges. that should drive his market value down.” good economics brosef.

and, ugueth, what the fuck were u doing? everyone in the locker room is juicing up and hitting 50 homeruns a year, and you are meeting up with a crack dealer before practice? jesus christ, sometimes you just need to take a step back and say “was it really a good idea to attack these people with a machete? maybe not. will busting out the gas and attempting to light them on fire resolve or exacerbate the situation?”

well maybe the jury’s still out on that one. i don’t know, i’m not a doctah.

-coach

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