yug shemash, here’s the video of borat that was mentioned before.

“some of the cleanest prostitutes in all of central asia”



Aaorn2286 (12:42:32 PM): http://www.rhfweb.com/mctom.html

Aaorn2286 (12:44:38 PM): Had I been able to get into the US Military after graduation from college, then the US military would have become a good force in the world rather than a dark force, and there would not have been slavery in America of white persons presently, and consequently no slavery of black persons back in time also which was an inverse consequence of Blacks enslaving whites in the future as the whites discovered by remote sensing into the future, causing blacks to be enslaved by whites in the past as means of revenge seeking.

wowza..pretty long, and pretty insane

-coach and broach

nothing says “im an intelligent man who has learned his lesson” like TRU WARIER
thanks jarejare


Relating to the recent Ali G Show / Kazakhstan legal proceedings

Sacha Baron Cohen, who plays the spoof Kazakh television reporter in his “Da Ali G Show,” incurred the wrath of Kazakhstan’s Foreign Ministry this month after appearing as Borat at the annual MTV Europe Music Awards.

He described shooting dogs for fun and said his wife could not leave Kazakhstan as she was a woman. The Foreign Ministry said his behavior was unacceptable and that Cohen might be serving political orders to tarnish Kazakhstan’s reputation.

Responding in character as Borat, Cohen, who is Jewish, said: “I like to state, I have no connection with Mr Cohen and fully support my government’s position to sue this Jew.”

“Since 2003 … Kazakhstan is as civilized as any other country in the world,” he said on his website, http://www.borat.kz.

“Women can now travel on inside of bus, homosexuals no longer have to wear blue hat and age of consent has been raised to eight years old.”

-miserable smitty stuck in the library studying law for the next 2 1/2 weeks

first fire drill of the year:
time: 4:43 AM
weather: 40 degrees and raining
second fire drill of the year:
time: 5:58 AM
weather: 43 degrees and raining

thanks for keeping us on our toes tufts university. i think i can honestly say that i would trade all the past fire drills of my life and all the ones from now on for like a mildly burnt leg later in life. seriously, i think all these fucking worthless firedrills are more inconvenient then a burn would be. (maybe im just saying this because its now 6:09 AM)

-sour jones

Smitty81412 (6:32:54 PM): https://mail.msu.edu/cgi-bin/webmail/login/schwa207.authdaemon/3EAF50BA0AE271B3F1A4A863516EF637/1132613439?folder=INBOX&form=fetch&pos=0&mimeid=1.2

-coach and broach

so anyone ever start washing their hands, and only then realize how bad they had to pee? not that its a problem because of a forthcoming double-wash, cuz that consideration never enters the picture..its just the thought of what could have been…just another missed opportunity to be slightly more sanitary than the average bear.