as some know, the wise, observant, keen, and always impulsive jones bro has coined some clever terms for the good of his fellow man’s vocabulary. the following are his two latest noble peace prize nominated terms:


formerly known as “the dutch oven.” when you fart under the covers so that all the gases are trapped, leaving an extremely potent vacuum of ass-gas.


when your in the bath tub and you fart and watch that bubble of gas swim towards the surface and then its the most potent fart of life. (if anyone knows how or why this phenomenon occurs, or would like to make an attempt at cracking one of life’s most stumpalizing puzzles, please post under comments)

-the jonesiest bro


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