so this is less funnny than craziest thing ever: im flying to DC to visit carow and i woke up real early to catch this 7 oclock plane. so im sleeping on the plane when im woken up by a voice blasting over the intercom “ARE THERE ANY DOCTORS ON THE PLANE, WE HAVE A MEDICAL EMERGENCY!” so that wakes my ass up. turns out some guy went into cardiac arrest and his heart actually stopped for 30 seconds. they had to break out the defibulizersrerers and shock this guy in the back of the plane. of course im sitting in the second to last row. so as soon as we land paramedics storm the plane and take this guy out on a stretcher to the hospital. but im a alive so thats cool.

jones