Looks like you all could use at least something to help pass the time….

Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators

during the 2004 Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:

1. Weightlifting commentator: “This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw

her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.”

2. Dressage commentator: “This is really a lovely horse and I speak from

personal experience since I once mounted her mother.”

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: “I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother

and father.”

4. Boxing Analyst: “Sure there have been injuries,and even some deaths

in boxing, but none of them really that serious.”

5. Softball announcer: “If history repeats itself, I should think we can

expect the same thing again.”

6. Basketball analyst: “He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn’t

like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.”

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: “Ah, isn’t that nice, the wife of the

IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.”

8. Soccer commentator: “Julian Dicks is everywhere. It’s like they’ve

got eleven Dicks on the field.”

9. Tennis commentator: “One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is

that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses

them… Oh my God, what have I just said?”

-“about to get really really wet in Miami” Smitty

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