john kerry, if your listening, please hear my words of wisdom before bush does. instead of spending your money campaigning with ads and commercials, i have a way that will guarantee victory. promise everyone who votes for you a corndog. if i went to the voting booth with intent on voting for bush, and was offered a corn dog, i would absolutely change my vote. worst comes to worst, you could atleast get the bum vote.

-jones

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