“Today I did the unthinkable. I stepped into a light few have even dared to look at. I decided to push my body to its absolute limit, and cruised through the Taco Bell drivethrough window not once, but twice. They say the human body is capable of otherworldly feats of strength when under enough pressure, like the superhuman mother who, legend has it, lifted and tossed a bus that had run over her only son, to free him from the tire as it crushed his tiny body. Well my friends, I can assure you that these tales of incredible human body related miracles are ludicrous at best. And as I sat there, on the john, nearly perishing as my own inards (or so it felt) went flailing toward the water, I thought, ‘never again…'”


-coach and broach


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