one thing that kinda gets on my nerves is when girls describe juan torres as “hilarious” or tell me about this time they were talking to him and “oh my god, he’s so funny.” now, don’t get me wrong i don’t have anything against the guy whether he’s gay or not (ur not fooling anyone btw), but he seems to have this really frustrating effect on girls, whereby they think he’s the funniest guy on the planet. lemme let you guys in on a secret: what’s actually happening is simply that the guy is so ridiculously flamboyant that you can’t help but be brought to uncontrollable laughter.

just to clarify.



a lifelong mystery has been solved…it appears that i am more lazy than i am a dork as, i wouldn’t get dressed and walk across the quad to watch revolutions

speaking of lazy, tonights the night im gonna have to stop procrastinating and do this damn paper, in which i have no idea what to write, or how that “no idea” is gonna stretch itself across 5 pages


new smitty column

-coach and broach

if they took you to anna’s taqcueria i would have applied early decision.

-coachey mcburritoface

im gonna have to give a fuck you to the cock who invented the button fly zipper…you unlazy, selfish, piece of shit…eat my ass sir.


we’ve said it before and we’ll say it again


-coach and broach


-coach and broach