congratulations, malady, you are the proud owner of me for an extra 12 hours…

apparently my flight was at 730 am…as there’s no way that could have been intentional, i obviously missed it

-coach

anyone who owned a nintendo growing up would be doing themselves a great service to check this out.

if you’re not using microsoft internet explorer:

right click and save target

or

right click and copy hyperlink url, open windows media player, file–>open url…–>paste

-coach

Auto response from Max W83: after watching mtv’s “rich girls” for less than five minutes, i have completely lost faith in my generation. this might seem harsh but consider this quote: “kids in the midwest don’t buy cargo pants because theyre popular, they buy them because they have a lot of pockets and they need them because they work in the fields” -idiot rich girl

-coach and broach

well i did it again…i should just learn my lesson and stop trying to take my girlfriend home cuz every time i do, i get a ticket for something.

oh yea, i also had my license confiscated this time. i can’t drive anymore.

oh yea, the taco bell, from which i was 10 yards and approaching, closed while the douche bag cop was taking his sweetass time to write me a ticket for my fucking tints at 3am…happy thanksgiving cocksmoker

oh yea, my window also broke and wont go up

fuck you god, and your little world too

-coach

take me down to the paradise city where the grass is green and my lady is pretty.

-coach

excerpt from the next juice song:

“…i dont care what goddam hour, i love pissing in the goddam shower…”

– broach

Auto response from vAnDe1786 (2:58:55 PM): Have you ever wondered how we got milk? What makes a person decide, “Hey I think I am gonna go over to that cow and pull on those things hanging down and drink whatever comes out.”

-coach and broach