everyone knows there’s no girls like miami girls. this goes without saying…however, until now we have been unable to explain the situation more precisely than that…here goes…

recent bostonian research has shown empirical evidence in that the pussy depreciation effect or “PDE” is due to a downshift in the magnitude and rangitude of the standard miamian richter scale, from a scope of 0 to an asymptotical 100, to a scope of a hideous -15 to a mere 85. were not gonna lie people, besides the occasional diamonds in the rough (of which maybe 2 have been spotted), the girls here are a little better than hairy-scary caliber. ok, wont go that far, but they’re anus-caliber for sure.

we love our ladies.

-coach and broach

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