It Was 50 Years Ago Today: NASA Launched First Manmade Satellite Echo 1 into Orbit

Today marks the 50th anniversary of the successful launch of Echo 1, the first manmade satellite to orbit earth.  That makes it pretty darn important, as it paved the way for the cancerous signals we have bouncing all around us today. When the Echo 1 finally reached orbit on August 12, 1960, it stayed there [...]

SHARK WEEK is Upon Us

Grab your snorkel and head for the couch, Discovery Channel’s Annual Shark Week (aka Nightmare Week in my house) began last night with a new special called “Ultimate Air Jaws” (promo below). I know I’m not telling you anything new here, but sharks are just about the scariest fucking things on the planet.  Shark Week’s [...]

Hold onto Your Butts: Tonight’s Episode of Through the Wormhole with Morgan Freeman is Called “Are We Alone?”

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Through the Wormhole with Morgan Freeman Will Make You High

Up late, and just caught this show on the Science Channel.  Lemme just say that I don’t have any weed at home, nor have I been smoking recently, but goddamn am I jonesing for a toke right now.  First of all you’ve got the new Voice of God in Morgan Freeman (respect to Bob Sheppard), [...]