Warren Sapp and Michael Irvin Remind You Who’s STILL the Best LB in the League

Can you blame them?  Mike also shows us a face formerly known only to Dallas nightclub bathroom attendants circa 1995. To the delight of ‘Canes alumni everywhere, Ray Lewis came through with the game-clinching pick in yesterday’s 17-14 win over the Steelers.  Maybe someone should tell him he’s 35.  Naaah. Thanks to Tiz – whose [...]

Lebron Says Ohio State Will Beat UM. Yawn.

So last week, Lebron tweeted that he thinks Ohio State will beat the Hurricanes when they come to town…and that he may even go. @KingJames: I thinking bout going down to the Horseshoe next Sat for that battle. O-State will prevail for sure. Will be exciting! Good luck tonight Bucks If you’re a Miami fan and [...]

We Got Some Canes Over Here!!!1

See what I did there? I’m just kidding though, those hurricanes are actually a lot closer to the coast now! But seriously, the Miami Hurricanes are set to kick off their season this evening against FAMU and I am sad to report I will not be able to attend.  The FAMU game is always a [...]

Out: Beer Helmet In: Beer Bandolier

Yea, I had no idea that’s what it was called either, despite considering myself a bit of a wannabe wordsmith. Oh, and you can stop wondering about pronunciation, because they’re going with “Hops Holster.” You didn’t really think the geniuses that came up with this thing were actually going to lose sales because of French, [...]

This Season, It Just Might Be All About the []_[]

Despite all the Miami Heat talk going around recently, few sports fans down south have forgotten where their priorities lie: football. Namely, college football as the Dolphins seem to be eternally ping-ponging between mediocrity and irrelevance. The University of Miami Hurricanes are looking better and better as the summer progresses, after securing on of the [...]

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