Jeff Van Gundy: Heat is the new Jesus

Former Knicks coach and now ABC analyst Jeff Van Gundy has made some heavy predictions that will excite any wannabe Heat fan, and further piss off all the naysaying crybabies in the Eastern Conference that talked a lifetime’s worth of crap about how Miami wouldn’t be able to sign anyone worth the leather on the [...]

Miami Heat Abolish “Run-the-Point Night,” Decide to Become Deepest Team in the NBA Instead

It seems like just yesterday Dan LeBatard was raving about his idea for a lucky fan to get to play PG for Dwyane Wade, LeBron James, Chris Bosh and, well…another lucky fan.  But today, the Miami Herald is reporting that wannabe-Lex-Luthor Pat Riley has managed to nab former Heat draftee Eddie House in a 2-year [...]

What Did You Think Was Going to Happen? Very Unpopular Dude Gets Heckled out of Jacobs Field for Dressing like a Very Unpopular Dude

Yea, probably not going to win you any high-fivin’ buddies at the stadium.   This is just so beyond faux pas it’s amazing. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t think LeBron owes anything to anyone and I’m pumped as shit for the upcoming NBA season.  But I’ll be damned if you’re going to see me [...]