remember A.O.hell? that shit was awesome. to have the power to kick anyone off of aol was probably the coolest thing of all time. i bet blake ross invented that shit… -lonnie

lonnie’s sickness alert level has just been raised to yellowish-green. -poor poor jonesy

and i thought 21 beers over the course of a whole day would be impressive from jarjare -C@B

yeah so apparently my mother never bestowed the knowledge of how to change a supersaturated vacuum bag. This intelligence void allowed for this process to go less than swimmingly. Concluded in a cartoon-esque explosion of dust in one Lonnie Jones’ face. yum. -Fuck

andy milonakis is amazing…his ADDness outshines everyone i can think of. -C&B